Our Father who art George Lucas

Hallowed by thy name

Thy movies come, thy will be done

Cause thou hast the mega bucks and the film rights.

Give us this day our daily Jedi and forgive us our fanfics

As we forgive those who mock our obsessions

And lead us not into the Dark Side

But deliver us from the Empire.

For yours are the Jedi, the Force and the whole Star

Wars universe

Now and forever.

Amen.