"Ode to An Archaeologist"
(to the tune of 'Danny Boy')
Oh, Danny Boy, I hear Jack O'Neill calling,
Round the SGC and down the mountain side.
'Tis you, 'Tis you that keeps me watching Stargate,
Each and every week by the telly I must bide.
What is it like, to visit other galaxies,
What sights and wonders do you see?
Do you think about us when you're 'venturing,
Far from Earth and far away from me.
So I watch you travel through the Stargate,
And I'm amazed at the people that you know.
If you're not here, I'll look for you in Abydos,
Oh, Danny Boy, Oh, Danny Boy, I love you so!